I actually worked at a Goodwill as a cashier for about nine months one time while I got my associate's degree. I think the weirdest item we ever got was a complete set of BDSM gear with the spiked leather and everything. Second on the list was "the Motorola foldable keyboard". But the item that most interested me was a CD we got one time. It was colored white and had an oddly warped black line illustration of some kind of mannequin or automaton holding a pair of wire cutters. I took a picture of it and asked around the internet for what the hell it was, but nobody I asked knew anything about it. To this day I kick myself that I never bought it. It's probably been in shards in some dump for years by now. Thrift stores occupy a different dimension I swear to god.