I have fled Instagram's impressively awful image cropping and the inherent shittiness of any social media site over a certain size to the promised land of Bluesky. But, who are we kidding? I've already been followed by my first thot bot and I haven't had my account for a full hour yet. The platform is already telling me to like stuff so that I can be subjected to the algorithm. Despite the telltale signs that this boat is going to fucking disintegrate inside of a year, I've climbed aboard seeking the mythical land of discoverability.